*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*
Man Saves a Shark
look at that man. When the shark starts thrashing around he just lets go and calmly takes a step back and waits for it to be done. Then it’s back to work. What a badass.
OH MY GOD
SO MUCH LOVE
SAVE ALL THE THINGS
EVEN THE POINTY BITEY ONES
That is really badass. Awesome.
im so happy right now that just made my day
there is good in the world.
So Em and I decided to play a Bob’s Burgers drinking game and here are the rules:
You take a shot every time
—Gene plays an instrument
—Tina mentions a boy
—Teddy and Mort are in the restaurant
—Bob makes a burger
- Bob says “oh my god”
Now you’re just being ridiculous!
The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical